Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Categorized | Philippine elections 2010
I Will Vote For This Political Candidate IF...
2:32 AM
At the back of my mind, below is a common measurement of political candidates by MANY voters, add your thoughts!
I will vote for this particular political candidate this 2010 elections if:
1. He is the chosen one, educated, intelligent, of good moral character, God fearing, businessman, good looking and possesses the political will to succeed and implement his plans and programs.
2. He will give me P1,000.00 "thank you" money.
3. He will grant my family some "political appointments" after the elections.
4. He is my relative.
5. He looks like Brad Pitt
6. He shows himself delivering relief goods to the typhoon ondoy victims.
7. He is the most popular candidate shown on TV.
8. He brings home the most OFWs home with full media coverage.
9. He will promise to cement all roads and bridges connecting farm to market roads including mountains and rivers.
10. He will not put up a million peso cemented Christmas tree.
11. He will not earn the kickbacks and tongpats given by contractors.
12. He will punish those who are practicing graft.
13. He will eradicate the regular 30% "signatory" practice.
ano pa ba?...
14. He is a new politician, young and full of life.
15. He is a seasoned politician, old and ...
16. He will earn his actual sallary.
17. After his term his assets are reasonable with his salary.
18. He will not promise.
19 He will not smile longer than he needed to pose in front of a camera.
20. He does not attend every birthday, wedding, death etc.
21. He has a good family background.
22. He is a popular actor.
23. He is not an actor.
24. He doses not have a pig stomach.
25. He does not drink, gamble or do drugs.
ano pa ba?... "kaw naman...
1. He is the chosen one, educated, intelligent, of good moral character, God fearing, businessman, good looking and possesses the political will to succeed and implement his plans and programs.
2. He will give me P1,000.00 "thank you" money.
3. He will grant my family some "political appointments" after the elections.
4. He is my relative.
5. He looks like Brad Pitt
6. He shows himself delivering relief goods to the typhoon ondoy victims.
7. He is the most popular candidate shown on TV.
8. He brings home the most OFWs home with full media coverage.
9. He will promise to cement all roads and bridges connecting farm to market roads including mountains and rivers.
10. He will not put up a million peso cemented Christmas tree.
11. He will not earn the kickbacks and tongpats given by contractors.
12. He will punish those who are practicing graft.
13. He will eradicate the regular 30% "signatory" practice.
ano pa ba?...
15. He is a seasoned politician, old and ...
16. He will earn his actual sallary.
17. After his term his assets are reasonable with his salary.
18. He will not promise.
19 He will not smile longer than he needed to pose in front of a camera.
20. He does not attend every birthday, wedding, death etc.
21. He has a good family background.
22. He is a popular actor.
23. He is not an actor.
24. He doses not have a pig stomach.
25. He does not drink, gamble or do drugs.
ano pa ba?... "kaw naman...
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